Friday, November 13, 2009

Humor: Tumor Humor



Waiter:  “You have a reservation for one?  Come this way.”

Mr. Tumor:  “I’d like Breast of Chicken a la Karen”

Waiter:  “ Rare, Medium, or Well Done”?

Mr. Tumor:  “ Rare”

months later...At the MD’s Office

Mr. Tumor:  “I have eaten too much Breast of Chicken lately. Anything for an upset stomach?"

MD:  "Take 4 treatments of Tagiter over 10 weeks and six tablets of Zeloda for 14 days every three weeks. That will remove any traces of the problem!"