Humor: More Tumor Humor

 Mr. Tumor:  “I’m not satisfied with my Chicken Breast. “I demand a full refund or my lawyer, Mr. Free Radical, will sue”!

Waiter:  “We reserve the right to abstain from serving any customers we do not approve of. “Leave immediately and do not return. EVER!!”

Tumor:  “Knock knock”

Karen:  “Who’s there?”

Tumor:  “Tumor”

Karen:  “Tumor who”?

Tumor:  "Too mer-ci-ful to hurt you. I’m leaving. Enjoy your life!